Who agrees with Robin Williams plan?
Posted on February 21st, 2010 by admin
YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM….A MUST READ…READ THIS!
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK
The Plan!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says ‘I love New York ‘ in Arabic.
You Have to love Robin Williams……..Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador’s to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams’ plan.. .(Hard to argue with this logic!)
‘I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.’
1) ‘The USA, UK, Canada and Australia will apologise to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ‘ole’ boys’, we will never ‘interfere’ again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ‘D’ and it’s back home baby.
6) The USA, UK, Canada and Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?
I like your jokes, but come on pal. ‘We don’t need any more 7 11 cashiers or cab drivers?’. ‘the older ones are the bombers?’ I am pretty sure robin williams wouldn’t say anything like this, and as a religous man, you shouldn’t be advocating this stuff.
February 21st, 2010 at 7:02 pm
i prefered him when he was in Take That
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February 21st, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Pretty good. My ‘T’ shirt unit needed the break. The telephones are ringing…….all calls from the Middle East.
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February 21st, 2010 at 7:53 pm
i think he should be president!! sounds like a good plan to me!!
to the first answerer – robin williams never was in take that, robbie williams was!!
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February 21st, 2010 at 8:05 pm
hate to tell you, but Robin Williams never said this stuff, and has denied it. Full details are on snopes.com. This one has been travelling around the internet for some time now…
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February 21st, 2010 at 8:40 pm
yes the language is english so why dont ya keep yer yankee gob shut and let the english speak english
and by the way FUCK OFF
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February 21st, 2010 at 8:52 pm
my god thats awsome
we must make him our leader
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February 21st, 2010 at 9:35 pm
I like your jokes, but come on pal. ‘We don’t need any more 7 11 cashiers or cab drivers?’. ‘the older ones are the bombers?’ I am pretty sure robin williams wouldn’t say anything like this, and as a religous man, you shouldn’t be advocating this stuff.
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February 21st, 2010 at 9:48 pm
Sorry but I agree with some of the answers here, although most of the ideas are good/funny some of the phrases are definitely not his, I don’t think this was Robin Williams.
Generally though I love his comedy. I’ll even forgive him for ‘Patch Adams’ – one day !
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