What do you think of Robin Williams plan for America?
Obviously some of this is completely sarcastic, but you get where he is going. In my opinion, this is the most logical solution to our problems and should finally stop all the bitching from the left and right.
1) ‘The US will apologize to the world for our ‘interference’ in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ‘good ‘ole’ boys’, we will never ‘interfere’ again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germ any , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence..
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign ’students’ over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.. If they don’t attend classes, they get a ‘D’ and it’s back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it….or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?
‘The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ‘
For the most part his logic is sensible, but the growing herd of ultra-liberal sheep will no doubt, tongue-lash him for his statements. I still don’t understand why securing our borders from people who haphazardly increase costs for health care, living expenses and educational for every tax paying U.S. citizen is wrong. On top of this many are either repeat felons unwanted by their own country of origin, have no desire to become legal citizens here other than anchor-baby status or bring in some form of medical affliction with them. It is also an all-time low point when border patrol authorities are not allowed to perform their duties without backlash from droopy-eyed politicians or special interest groups. They only see illegal immigrants as potential voters (legally, or ACORN-style). In any event, I’m sure the Hollywood drones will rise up to verbally attack Mr. Williams.
He never said it. Debunked by Snopes back in 2003.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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I think he has the right idea. When do we start? But I think we are all set with the apologies. Obama has already done that.
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I like it.
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bush killed at a faster rate than saddam.
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YES! ROBIN FOR PRESIDENT. MOST SENSE I HAVE HEARD IN YEARS. EXCELLENT
STAR FOR YOU!
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don’t know. Have never heard it, and neither have you….
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/r/robinwilliamspeaceplan.htm
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I think stopping Hitler was a GOOD idea, and I disagree that we should never intervene. So I could barely get past 1 & 2, but beyond beauty school you did nothing for the fatties, which are a big ick in our uglyville. good day.
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Even if Robin Williams didn’t say it…
I love it!! Whomever wrote it has my vote for President!!! : )
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I think it’s good ideas, whether Robin Williams said or didn’t isn’t the point like the first poster said!
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That is too coherent for Robin Williams to say. Great ideas, but I doubt it was him.
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I would say it is a good start. Of course we would need to get rid of the bankers and lawyers – lets depart them first!
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great idea.
But it will anger Dems
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Hey I may not agree with everything, but at least it’s a start to truly solving problems.
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Chuck and Truth are right that is can not be attributed to Robin Williams but it is still a great plan and the author should come forward and speak up.
The source being flawed doesn’t make it any less relevant.
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hehe
i don’t he ever said it
but it is an entertaining read
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I like it even if he didn’t say it. I am all for isolationism if we can ever get a handle of the oil problem. Of course, we could start by simply not selling the 40% from the Alaskan Pipe line to Japan as we do now. It’s not a total solution but it’s a start.
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I LOVE IT! It would fix just about every problem.
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That sounds more like Ron Paul, than Robin Williams.
And I’m sure many Americans would like to say this to a world that is every increasingly ungracious towards American assistance. But in realistic terms, isolationism has not been a practical foreign policy since TR was in office. It would lead to such civil unrest around the globe, that eventually war would reach American soil. Despite their ingratitude, the world needs American interference, and American needs to interfere in order to prevent their problems from becoming our problems at home.
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For the most part his logic is sensible, but the growing herd of ultra-liberal sheep will no doubt, tongue-lash him for his statements. I still don’t understand why securing our borders from people who haphazardly increase costs for health care, living expenses and educational for every tax paying U.S. citizen is wrong. On top of this many are either repeat felons unwanted by their own country of origin, have no desire to become legal citizens here other than anchor-baby status or bring in some form of medical affliction with them. It is also an all-time low point when border patrol authorities are not allowed to perform their duties without backlash from droopy-eyed politicians or special interest groups. They only see illegal immigrants as potential voters (legally, or ACORN-style). In any event, I’m sure the Hollywood drones will rise up to verbally attack Mr. Williams.
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Whoever said it deserves a round of applause. The only one I didn’t like was the charm school. Screw-um if they don’t like ugly Americans.
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